Manager of the Year - Josep Guardiola of Barcelona. Phil Brown of Hull would have been in contention if it wasn't for a total collapse after Christmas which almost seen them relegated.
Biggest over-achievers - Liverpool. What's the name of that famous old ship that hasn't sailed into Merseyside?? The Premier-ship??
Biggest under-achievers - Newcastle United. Dreadful. Shockingly poor season. Big players, underperformed. Duff, Owen, Viduka & Martins. Big name players, but were always gracing the physio's room more often than the Newcastle pitch!
The Kevin Keegan Award for Sore Losers - Rafa Benitez. And that's a FACT.
Most hated player - Didier Drogba.
Most over-used phrase - "... and here come the World champions Manchester United". Commentators didn't half milk United's 3 match success in a mediocre competition against poor continental teams. It's just not the Champions League (a European competition which perhaps somewhat ironically, United did not win).
Most under-used phrase - "Premier League champions Liverpool". Will we ever hear this? Not as long as they keep that fat Spanish waiter in charge. Long live Manuel.
TV personality of the year - Adrian "I have more jobs than a Labour MP" Chiles.
Worst TV pundit of the year - Martin "Norvern Eyeland have no chance of qualifying" Keown
Worst TV pundit of the century - Mark "I slag the N.Ireland side at every opportunity even though I was born in Preston, work for the BBC, and have Irish grandparents" Lawrenson
Funniest moment of the season - Newcastle hiring & sacking 'King Kev', Joe "You F****** C*** journalist f****** a********" Kinnear, then when all else fails appoint Alan 'The Messiah' Shearer to guide your team to the Championship. This is a man who's CV includes sitting next to Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson (noted above) and talking a load of balls.
Biggest surprise of the season - Newcastle's demise, Hull City's rise, Rafa's lies, the Scousers' cries. Please, please, dry your eyes!!
Funniest chant of the season - "We're gonna deep-fry your criossants, deep-fry your criossants..........." (Scotland fans to France during a European Qualifier at Hampden Park).
Fattest wallet in the world - Apart from Bertie Ahern, Manchester City (cue the celebration parties at Eastlands
Biggest disgrace if you're a Linfield supporter - Getting paid by the IFA yearly only to watch on across the city as your arch rivals Glentoran take 'your' League crown!
Biggest over-achievers - Liverpool. What's the name of that famous old ship that hasn't sailed into Merseyside?? The Premier-ship??
Biggest under-achievers - Newcastle United. Dreadful. Shockingly poor season. Big players, underperformed. Duff, Owen, Viduka & Martins. Big name players, but were always gracing the physio's room more often than the Newcastle pitch!
The Kevin Keegan Award for Sore Losers - Rafa Benitez. And that's a FACT.
Most hated player - Didier Drogba.
Most over-used phrase - "... and here come the World champions Manchester United". Commentators didn't half milk United's 3 match success in a mediocre competition against poor continental teams. It's just not the Champions League (a European competition which perhaps somewhat ironically, United did not win).
Most under-used phrase - "Premier League champions Liverpool". Will we ever hear this? Not as long as they keep that fat Spanish waiter in charge. Long live Manuel.
TV personality of the year - Adrian "I have more jobs than a Labour MP" Chiles.
Worst TV pundit of the year - Martin "Norvern Eyeland have no chance of qualifying" Keown
Worst TV pundit of the century - Mark "I slag the N.Ireland side at every opportunity even though I was born in Preston, work for the BBC, and have Irish grandparents" Lawrenson
Funniest moment of the season - Newcastle hiring & sacking 'King Kev', Joe "You F****** C*** journalist f****** a********" Kinnear, then when all else fails appoint Alan 'The Messiah' Shearer to guide your team to the Championship. This is a man who's CV includes sitting next to Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson (noted above) and talking a load of balls.
Biggest surprise of the season - Newcastle's demise, Hull City's rise, Rafa's lies, the Scousers' cries. Please, please, dry your eyes!!
Funniest chant of the season - "We're gonna deep-fry your criossants, deep-fry your criossants..........." (Scotland fans to France during a European Qualifier at Hampden Park).
Fattest wallet in the world - Apart from Bertie Ahern, Manchester City (cue the celebration parties at Eastlands
Biggest disgrace if you're a Linfield supporter - Getting paid by the IFA yearly only to watch on across the city as your arch rivals Glentoran take 'your' League crown!
Biggest sulk of the season - Roy Keane.
Biggest waste of money - Robbie Keane. London Victoria to Liverpool Lime Street on one of the most expensive return train tickets you'll see.
Oldest manager of the season - Giovanni "everyone's favourite Grandad" Trappatoni.
Next season's EPL champions - Chelsea. Hiddink will be forgotten.
Next season's Champions League winners - Inter Milan. Mourinho craves 'old big ears' success again. Porto seems like a long time ago now.
Team to brake the big four in England - Manchester City. At the expense of Arsenal?
Teams to be relegated - Stoke City, Burnley & Portsmouth.
Next season's FA Cup winners - Arsenal or Everton.
Next season's Carling Cup winners - Liverpool. FACT.
Next season's shock transfer - Carlos Tevez to Man City / Samuel Eto'o to Man United.
Biggest waste of money - Robbie Keane. London Victoria to Liverpool Lime Street on one of the most expensive return train tickets you'll see.
Oldest manager of the season - Giovanni "everyone's favourite Grandad" Trappatoni.
Next season's EPL champions - Chelsea. Hiddink will be forgotten.
Next season's Champions League winners - Inter Milan. Mourinho craves 'old big ears' success again. Porto seems like a long time ago now.
Team to brake the big four in England - Manchester City. At the expense of Arsenal?
Teams to be relegated - Stoke City, Burnley & Portsmouth.
Next season's FA Cup winners - Arsenal or Everton.
Next season's Carling Cup winners - Liverpool. FACT.
Next season's shock transfer - Carlos Tevez to Man City / Samuel Eto'o to Man United.
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